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«Уральские Пельмени» — российское творческое объединение из Екатеринбурга, работающее в комедийном жанре. Организовано в 1993 году как команда КВН. Одна из самых популярных команд КВН, чемпионы Высшей лиги КВН 2000 года. С 2009 года «Уральские Пельмени» представляют собственное одноименное юмористическое шоу на телеканале СТС, а также ряд других юмористических проектов.
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Новый интересный необычный мультфильм для детей и взрослых, искрометный юмор, приколы и шутки в каждой серии.
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
Ill give it to someone special
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
Ill give it to someone special
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me, baby
Do you recognize me?
Well, its been a year
It doesnt surprise me
Happy Christmas
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying «I love you»
I meant it
Now I know what a fool Ive been
But if you kissed me now
I know youd fool me again
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
Ill give it to someone special
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
Ill give it to someone special
Oh, oh, baby
A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
Im hiding from you
And your soul of ice
My god, I thought you were someone to rely on
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
A man under cover, but you tore me apart
Now Ive found a real love. Youll never fool me again
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
Ill give it to someone special
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
Ill give it to someone special
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
I gave you my heart
A man under cover, but you tore him apart
Maybe next year Ill give it to someone—
Ill give it to someone special
Special
Someone
Someone
Ill give it to someone—
Ill give it to someone special
Who give me something in return
Ill give it to someone—
Hold my heart and watch it burn
Ill give it to someone—
Ill give it to someone—
Ill give it to someone special
I thought you were here to stay
How could you love me for a day
I thought you were someone special
Gave you my heart
Ill give it to someone—
Ill give it to someone—
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
You gave it away
Lyrics
Have it all
Rip our memories off the wall
All the special things I bought
They mean nothing to me any more
But to you
They were everything we were
They meant more than every word
Now I know just what you love me for
Take all the money you want from me
Hope you become what you want to be
Show me how little you care, how little you care, how little you care
You dream of glitter and gold
My heart’s already been sold
Show you how little I care, how little I care, how little I care
My diamonds leave with you
You’re never gonna hear my heart break
Never gonna move in dark ways
Baby you’re so cruel
My diamonds leave with you
Material love won’t fool me
When you’re not here I can breathe
Think I always knew
My diamonds leave with you
Shake it off
Shake the fear of feeling lost
Always me that pays the cost
I should never trust so easily
You lied to me
Lied to me
Then left with my heart round your chest
Take all the money you want from me
Hope you become what you want to be
Show me how little you care, how little you care, how little you care
You dream of glitter and gold
My heart’s already been sold
Show you how little I care, how little I care, how little I care
My diamonds leave with you
You’re never gonna hear my heart break
Never gonna move in dark ways
Baby you’re so cruel
My diamonds leave with you
Material love won’t fool me
When you’re not here I can breathe
Think I always knew
My diamonds leave with you
Oh oh
Always knew
My diamonds leave with you
Oh oh
Always knew
You’re never gonna hear my heart break
Never gonna move in dark ways
Baby you’re so cruel
My diamonds leave with you
Material love won’t fool me
When you’re not here I can breathe
Think I always knew
My diamonds leave with you
You’re never gonna hear my heart break
Never gonna move in dark ways
Baby you’re so cruel
My diamonds leave with you
Material love won’t fool me
When you’re not here I can breathe
Think I always knew
My diamonds leave with you
Oh oh
Always knew
My diamonds leave with you
Oh oh
Always knew
My diamonds leave with you
PRODUCTION COMPANY BLACK DOG FILMS
DIRECTOR LUKE MONAGHAN
PRODUCER ALEX JEFFERSON
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER MARTIN ROKER
CHOREOGRAPHER HOLLY BLAKEY
PRODUCTION MANAGER SAVVAS STAVROU
PRODUCTION ASSISTANT HARRY MORGAN
LOCATION MANAGER PAUL DAVIES
1ST ASSISTANT DIRECTOR DANIEL SMITH
2nd ASSISTANT DIRECTOR JACQUELINE MOORE
RUNNER CHEYENNE WATERS
RUNNER BRIAN GITHIOMI
DIRECTOR OF PHOTOGRAPHY RINA YANG
FOCUS PULLER KATE MOLINS
CLAPPER LOADER JONNY LEWIS
CAMERA TRAINEE MAGGIE STANSZEK
DOP INTERN LOUISE TSE
DOP INTERN REBEKAH KNOX
DIT JESSE LLANDE
STEADICAM JOSH BROOKS
GRIP NEIL BLAKESLEY
CAMERA DRIVER JOSH (DIMITRI TOPALOV)
GAFFER GENKI MCCLURE
SPARK ALEX BROWN
SPARK GREG WHITBROOK
SPARK MEL HAYWARD
SPARK SETH CROSBY
SPARK / GENIE OP AARON SZOGI
DESK OP NOAH FURRER
RIGGER STEVE DALY
VIDEO PLAYBACK MICKEY RICHARDS
VIDEO PLAYBACK TRAINEE MAX POWER RICHARDS
AUDIO PLAYBACK COLLIN PATTERSON
PRODUCTION DESIGNER ARTHUR DE BORMAN
PROP STYLIST SCARLETT CLIFFORD
ART DEPT ASSISTANT BEN HUGHES
ART DEPT ASSISTANT LAURIE WALTERS
ART DEPT ASSISTANT MATT FRASER
ART DEPT TRAINEE BERHAN MADHAEN
STYLIST BEN REARDON
STYLIST ASSISTANT NICCOLO TORELLI
MAKE-UP
Maybe Im foolish, maybe Im blind
Thinking I can see through this and see whats behind
Got no way to prove it so maybe Im blind
But Im only human after all, Im only human after all
Dont put your blame on me
Take a look in the mirror and what do you see
Do you see it clearer or are you deceived in what you believe
Cos Im only human after all, youre only human after all
Dont put the blame on me
Dont put your blame on me
Some people got the real problems
Some people out of luck
Some people think I can solve them
Lord heavens above
Im only human after all, Im only human after all
Dont put the blame on me
Dont put the blame on me
Dont ask my opinion, dont ask me to lie
Then beg for forgiveness for making you cry, making you cry
Cos Im only human after all, Im only human after all
Dont put your blame on me, dont put the blame on me
Some people got the real problems
Some people out of luck
Some people think I can solve them
Lord heavens above
Im only human after all, Im only human after all
Dont put the blame on me
Dont put the blame on me
Im only human I make mistakes
Im only human thats all it takes to put the blame on me
Dont put your blame on me
Im no prophet or messiah
Should go looking somewhere higher
Im only human after all, Im only human after all
Dont put the blame on me, dont put the blame on me
Im only human I do what I can
Im just a man, I do what I can
Dont put the blame on me
Dont put your blame on me"